*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*
Kyle Howard and Chris Evans meet Santa Claus in Las Vegas and are not impressed. (x)
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn’t get a second date.
when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset
"Because, and you listen close, Steven. You always stand up.”
people who scream when they see their friends at school
Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1
Oh god this has to be the best one yet
hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)
pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered
that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient
Lmfao love her 😭
The Avengers as a Western
Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.
Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.