Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Video of the century.
MISS THANG IS SERV- ING THE GIRLS
What a champion
Bless this kid
oh you’re watching pacific rim? i love that movie, the way they just [clenches fist] rim all of the pacific
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
is there a 420 in pi
humanity has made great strides today
Oh look at that, 413
Literally every possible number is in Pi. Somewhere in there is a line of numbers that, when turned into an image, shows you having sex with Nicholas Cage on the moon with Margaret Thatcher looking on and shedding a single sultry tear. Pi is amazing.
Giovanni + Heatran
I went to the thrift store today and
This looks like the kind of guy who’d use a Full Restore on a level 3 Zigzagoon
hank MADE A ROBOT OF HIS DEAD WIFE, PETER PARKER HAS REVEALED HIS SECRET IDENTITY MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT, DEADPOOL HAS NEVER IN HIS LIFE TALKED APPROPRIATELY AND I AM INCLUDING THAT TIME WITH NATHAN ON THE BEACH, AND OMFG TONY NOT CHEATING OKAY WHOEVER CHOSE THESE IS MY HERO
no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.
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