when your alibi adds up
teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-
me as a parent: ??? receipts :)
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
Fuck arms. We don’t need them
Imagine your icon having to wear the clothes you’re currently wearing for a day
awww yeah, naked vampire cowboy
a t-shirt and underwear? more like jren’s every moment off-camera (in my imagination)
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?
I NEED THIS
I like this. Can I please have it?
These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:
and bags like this:
If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them.
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.
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i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement
Just realized that every time Katara saw Korra, she would have seen exactly how long it’s been since her husband died.
I’m actually going to die from how cute this is.