senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*


Kyle Howard and Chris Evans meet Santa Claus in Las Vegas and are not impressed. (x)


unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.


undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma


I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn’t get a second date.


sluttyoliveoil:

when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset

sluttyoliveoil:

when my dad was in college he invented “Anal Fresh” and now he is upset


"Because, and you listen close, Steven. You always stand up.”


mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

image


thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen
Sorry but this look is currently unavailable
It was his hat, Mr. Krabs
He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet


nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)


nedroidcomics:

Fall Foliage
Website • Patreon

nedroidcomics:

Fall Foliage

WebsitePatreon


hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭




mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.